Look away now if you've got a weak stomach: Ronnie and Ekaterina's very public display of affection
By Daily Mail Reporter

Last updated at 11:20 AM on 20th May 2009

The very public love affair between Ronnie Wood, 61, and his young girlfriend Ekaterina Ivanova appears to be very much still on.
Rolling Stones guitarist Wood and Ekaterina were seen cosying up for a kiss in the back of their car as they left bar Whisky Mist last night.
With their arms wrapped around each other, holding on tightly, the ageing rocker and 20-year-old former waitress smooched like teenagers in the back of the car.


Kiss me Ronnie: Rocker Wood and girlfriend Ekaterina Ivanova lock lips in the back of their car after a night out at bar Whisky Mist


Public display of affection: The rocker comes up for air but Ekaterina continues to hold on and whisper sweet nothings in his ear

But not everyone was so enamoured by the couple's presence.

Ronnie found himself drinking with the regular Joes at Whisky Mist last night after finding himself banned from the VIP area.

The 61-year-old Rolling Stone guitarist, who was with 20-year-old girlfriend Ekaterina Ivanova, was given the cold shoulder by staff — as the club’s PR Michael Evans is good mates with Ron’s estranged wife Jo.


Young at heart: Despite the age gap of 41 years the couple both enjoy clubbing and partying

A source said: 'Ronnie arrived shortly after midnight with his girlfriend. Everyone was staring at them and it looked like they were loving all the attention.

'A few minutes later a member of security came over to the PR of the club and told him that Ronnie had arrived.

The PR was overheard telling security that they were not allowed in the VIP room under any circumstances.'

A source added: 'Ronnie was forced to stand in the main bar along with all the other clubbers but, to be fair to him, he didn’t seem to mind too much.'
The couple left at 2am, and Ronnie was so hammered when he got home that one of his minders had to help him inside his house.

Meanwhile estranged wife Jo Wood started divorce proceedings two weeks ago, and confirmed that she wants half the Rolling Stone's assets.

She told the Sunday People: 'Why would I want to be Ronnie's wife after everything he has done to me? I am having a great time without him.

'Yes, it was hard at first but now I am used to being single.
'The only way forward was to get divorced and I'm looking forward to it all being over.'

Ronnie is said to be working on a new album for release later this year inspired by his marital troubles.

The record - Wood's first new material in eight years - is being produced by Black Grape guitarist Danny Saber and will feature Red Hot Chili Peppers bass


Jo Wood: Ronnie's estranged wife filed for divorce two weeks ago


May to December: Still going strong, Wood's estranged wife Jo filed for divorce two weeks ago

Submit this thought for your TWILIGHT ZONE approval -

Mr. Mick Jagger, Rock Star extraordinaire, crawls around on hands and knees on the stage of the enormous, open air, Los Angeles Coliseum Stadium. He grunts and growns and screams as he musically enters the central part of MIDNIGHT RAMBLER as middle aged and alcohol filled Ronnie and Keith trade single chords back and forth that sound like other worldly hammers coming down. Right before Jagger goes into the classic line, "Well you heard about the Boston Strangler...." he lets out a blood curdling scream that shakes up the whole world....about 100,000 audience members go wild as the climax of the song is reached.....

AT THE SAME EXACT TIME ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PLANET

Somewhere in a dingy, under stocked, low light grey hospital room in central Moscow a typical Russian woman is laying on a worn out Russian mattress with her naked legs in stir-ups as the head of a baby starts to slowly pop out of her. With the help of the Doctors and and some rubber coated medical baby grabbers a baby girl gets pulled out of her mother and lets out a blood curdling scream as a slightly drunk doctor spanks the bottom of the little baby a bit too hard....

For a second, back at the sold out Los Angeles Coliseum, a Mr. Ron Wood "Woody" snaps his head back quickly and looks up wide eyed from his Strat and with mouth semi - wide open he says loudly ,"What was that? Did you hear that?" He settles down slowly, lights up a smoke, opens a can of beer, and gets back into the musical groove as he mumbles to Bill and Keith "I swear I heard something really strange there for a moment".... Little does he know......

20 YEARS LATER IN LONDON.....



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 2009-05-21 08:09 by HelterSkelter.

LOL

Cheers,
Wuudy

"empty your pockets and take me to a cash machine,
or i'll rip off your wig, right here, right now"

Good to see that Ronnie's still drinking and smoking like he always did. He enjoys life and doesn't care for his lung emphysema and that he is an alcoholic. Party on, Ronnie. You are a smart guy.

Actually this is the real conversation -

Ekaterina: Please, please, Ronnie, do me one more time!

Ronnie: What is it with you young people these days. We've done it FOUR times today already.

Come to think of it, that's the same amount of times that Jo and I would do it in a year.

So what the heck, gimme some of that beaver....

Coooooooooool belt Ronnie .......



ROCKMAN

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Bimmelzerbott
Good to see that Ronnie's still drinking and smoking like he always did. He enjoys life and doesn't care for his lung emphysema and that he is an alcoholic. Party on, Ronnie. You are a smart guy.

Awww, come on, give the man a break.... he's only got 500,000,000,000,000,000,000 years of spendin' money left, can't take it with ya when you go, he knows that.....

To be fair, it was not a "very public display of affection", but rather a "private display of very much affection". Pictures taken through the windows of cars now? And that counts as exhibiting oneself?

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otonneau
To be fair, it was not a "very public display of affection", but rather a "private display of very much affection". Pictures taken through the windows of cars now? And that counts as exhibiting oneself?

As my Chinese friend says when we get in a heated conversation about glass and privacy and such things, "Why do you think they call it GRASS Helter?!?!?" You are a very stupid man ......

No, he's looking worried: "Where did I put my Viagra??"

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Adrian-L


"empty your pockets and take me to a cash machine,
or i'll rip off your wig, right here, right now"

That's how I see things:
they get married soon, she files for divorce, get half his fortune, bring the cash to Russia and saves Putin from bankrupcy.
This is a FSB-fuelled scam. Ronnie Briggs is an amateur compared to this girl ;-)

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dcba
That's how I see things:
they get married soon, she files for divorce, get half his fortune, bring the cash to Russia and saves Putin from bankrupcy.
This is a FSB-fuelled scam. Ronnie Briggs is an amateur compared to this girl ;-)

Well, Jo takes half of the cake first, so there is not so much to divide after that... And within a year Ronnie would be wondering where on earth he lost threefourth of his fortune...

Seriously, I'm happy for the 'young' couple! Who cares about the boring VIP areas and all that hypocratic shit... "She's my little rock and roll, with little tits and ass with soul, honey" like they once sang...

- Doxa



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Rockman
Coooooooooool belt Ronnie .......

yeah, and important to have... one does not need to use the button ("ya want my trouses to fall down, now do ya...")... Probably they were in a hurry...

- Doxa

what's this girl's immigration status?

Why wouldn´t they be allowed inte the VIP section? Aren't they famous enough?

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Doxa

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dcba
That's how I see things:
they get married soon, she files for divorce, get half his fortune, bring the cash to Russia and saves Putin from bankrupcy.
This is a FSB-fuelled scam. Ronnie Briggs is an amateur compared to this girl ;-)

Well, Jo takes half of the cake first, so there is not so much to divide after that... And within a year Ronnie would be wondering where on earth he lost threefourth of his fortune...

Seriously, I'm happy for the 'young' couple! Who cares about the boring VIP areas and all that hypocratic shit... "She's my little rock and roll, with little tits and ass with soul, honey" like they once sang...

- Doxa

Actually, it's "My tits and ass with soul"......

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Bärs
Why wouldn´t they be allowed inte the VIP section? Aren't they famous enough?

The article says "the club’s PR Michael Evans is good mates with Ron’s estranged wife Jo." Ronnie seems to be a 'marked man' in certain circles...

- Doxa

so it's time for another cozy rehab stint for ron?

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Adrian-L


"empty your pockets and take me to a cash machine,
or i'll rip off your wig, right here, right now"

You have a rather unhealthy obsession with wigs Ade.

"It's just some friends of mine and they're busting down the door"

i'm just jealous that his is better than mine

Tantra would be the best solution for Ron.

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Doxa

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Bärs
Why wouldn´t they be allowed inte the VIP section? Aren't they famous enough?

The article says "the club’s PR Michael Evans is good mates with Ron’s estranged wife Jo." Ronnie seems to be a 'marked man' in certain circles...

- Doxa

I missed that. Thanks for pointing it out.

BTW, your analysis about more or less anything regarding the Stones are most interesting to read.

Man...Jo is still lookin' hot! Send her my way if you don't want her, Ronnie!